the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blameaspartame:
Father
FATHER
FATHER


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Again, my mum never keeps her word.

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twatnip:

one time i got hit in the head with a soda

luckily it was a soft drink

 

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Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
the-consulting-hedgehog:



fixed

loki-theking:

I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.

I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.

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lulz-time:

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pregnat4:

damn straight

pregnat4:

damn straight

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