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fearfield:

*new character appears*

"i like them"

*reblogs 80 different photosets and gifs of the exact same few scenes with them in it*

Reblogged from starspangledsextape, Posted by masterblaster.
masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

Reblogged from did-you-kno, Posted by did-you-kno.
did-you-kno:

In 1880, the Queen of Thailand drowned even though her subjects were present at the time. Her subjects were forbidden to touch the queen.
Source
Reblogged from notbuyingshit, Posted by totianamaslany.
totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

  • Page 1: A young man stands in his bedroom
  • Page 5249: The alternate version of a girl's grandfather kisses his best friends severed head on the lips while a volcano erupts

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Reblogged from dragongem, Posted by tishue.
bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Reblogged from bonitabreezy, Posted by themaddestdog.
derangedbutterfly:

CAT SNAKE

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built