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wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather)

"Guess what? Life sucks; get a helmet. ‘Cause everybody’s got a sob story, but not everybody becomes a killer."

Special Agent Victor Henricksen, Supernatural
(this is one of my favourite lines ever, because it so succinctly explains why your origins never justify your actions, even if they explain them)

(Source: bubblewrapstargirl)

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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hoechlined:

why give derek hale a decent storyline when you can give him a girlfriend instead

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

glna:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

(Source: urasue)

lumos5001:

queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”

i was 22 at the time…

(Source: yasmastah)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

Reblogged from montparnbasse, Posted by 10110100.
peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual)

greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute